A butterfly farts in Asia, so how much damage will this wind do that will raise oil prices to $135 a barrel???

Our government is a joke when it comes to caring what we pay when they make 6 figures a year...A butterfly farts in Asia, so how much damage will this wind do that will raise oil prices to $135 a barrel???
It is actually a little more complex than that. You see when a butterfly farts, the birds don't like to smell it and they then get ticked off %26amp; begin trying to eat all the catepillars. Then the chocolate covered catepillar futures go down and this begins a downward spiral of the whole Asian futures markets which in turns has global implications. So you see that $135/barrel price is well justified. Besides that someone has to WIN the game of Monopoly that were all playing or it will go on forever!!A butterfly farts in Asia, so how much damage will this wind do that will raise oil prices to $135 a barrel???
Oh great! You just gave the ';reason to raise the oil prices think tank'; a new idea. Just when they seemed to be running out.
let me get back to you on that
Its all about our corrupt govt. and the kick backs they all get, and thats it, they don't give a hoot, about the average American, anymore!!! we are chopped liver now!!!!!!
Actually there won`t be any damage, and due to the butterfly oil prices are going to drop. It was a magic asian butterfly and just one nano of an oz of methane from an asian magic butterfly is enough methane to power our earth for the next 20 million years. And the news get even better, an asian monk captured the little critter and we now have an unlimited supply of methane fuel. You buy one of my conversion kits and waaalaaa, Cheap fuel.
Exactly why I, as a Reagan-Republican, insist that alternatives are a GOOD thing...in fact the ONLY hope we may have as fossil-supplies are depleted.





I curse Al Gore and would do so to his face, given the chance - or would I? ... Might prefer not to lower myself to his level of self-LOVE.





Simply put, Al Gore's highest and best use is, IMHO, to be ';Flash-Carbonized';, voluntarily, using the method patented by Dr. Antal at the University of Hawaii.





Given his enormous and rapidly increasing mass, the energy this world could reap from his blubber is substantial.








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Try seven or eight, but in answer to your question it will make the global warming crowd go wild and they will end up flying around and driving around a ton and oil will go up $2 from that, just wait till a cow does it. Take care.